The Never Ending Contradiction That Is Me

What follows is an e-mail I sent to Andy quite a while ago, just in the process of sorting out my mailbox and came across it – thought you might fancy a giggle…………… "Shiv goes away for the long weekend and chills out, she has a fantastic time and enjoys being able to spend so much time with her sexy boyfriend (who she loves wholeheartedly). It's the longest time they have spent together and after a while all the angst that had been building between them disappears. It seamed to Shiv that this was because they weren't pissy and annoyed with each other but at their annoying lives. In fact the more time they spent together the more in love Shiv fell. ****Shiv is digressing and will stop............. So anyway after above mentioned chilled and faith restoring weekend of blissful rest and *censored* Shiv must return to work. She is surprisingly enthusiastic about this and gets up early in anticipation. Time is spent faffing and ironing, she plays with the cats a...

Fear yee not oh imaginary one(s), dead I am not. Pissed off yes but not dead. I'm sure that those bloggers amongst you will feel my pain when I say that (like a muppet admittedly) I had already written the majority of what was to be this post, but when I returned today to finish the master piece off - it was....... GONE!!! ~Why OH why didn't I listen to the God that is Firefox before "closing all 5 tabs"? It goes without saying of course that it was about as genius as it gets but as it is no more I shall start again. Well, the lack of Shiv time is not the result of any huge trauma, simply a lack of time. My all knowing, trustworthy, professional employer took it upon them selves to make about the third of my company redundant - luckily for Lloyd (s TSB) I was not one of the fortunate few (hut hum, I mean unfortunate few). This has made my job much more demanding on my time. Initially this was a good thing, plenty to do, much more stimulating - at one point I think I...